carlaLOVEScrack
clubpunk:

The lines and symmetry in this though. It’s pornographic 

clubpunk:

The lines and symmetry in this though. It’s pornographic 

ruinedchildhood:

when you’re hungry and you remember there’s leftovers

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when you realize someone already ate them

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spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants

subsiding:

Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.

legalmexican:

samaelcarver:

The Meme of our Years.

this post is beautiful

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

idkblogger:

i always see how long I can hold my breath for underwater and i swear one day by accident i’ll probably die

obsexxed:

Brandi Vonne

obsexxed:

Brandi Vonne

Me masturbating to porn
Me: This is so hot.
Me: *orgasms*
Me: ...
Me: What is this filth